Guys jokes
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Hello guys!
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.