Guys jokes
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”