Guys jokes
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"