Guys jokes
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
Hello guys!
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Memes
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.