Guys jokes

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Guys, add me in Discord.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

Put more comments.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.