Guys Jokes

Hi guys

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

What do u call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?

The Oreo Gane!

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?

A microwave doesn’t brown your meat

What show do orphans hate? Family Guy.

So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head

Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

(not original, but I forgot the source)

Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦‍♂️

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”

What is a cannibles fav place to eat

Five guys

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."