I wish I was a police man cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with
Roses are dead, voilet smell poo, i got a big fucking shot gun, qhat you gona do
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
Whats the only gun that doesn't exist in africa? A water gun
Doctor:I’m so srry sir but u only have a couple months left The sir:my children will be devastated Doctor:but I have a shot that can change that The sir:wat ever it takes Suppressed gunshots
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns
The suicide squad
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
Roses are red So is My gun Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood
WHy do you play call of duty?
i actually don't know
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds" I shot her now we wait
