Guitar jokes

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

Why did the guitarist go to prison?

'Cause he fingered A minor.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

What's a fish's least favorite instrument?

A ClariNET!

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.