Group jokes
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
We (DYM 25).
You (DYM 23).
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.