Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl
sorry cringy jok3
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
@DreamBlue
whats the difference between the tts and and a emo bitch
the twin towers hit the ground
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
When the school shooter says to get on the ground but the sped kid thinks it's simon says
jeffrey dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee black and ground up
when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
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What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
yo mama so fat she fell over Nobody laughed but the ground cracked up
Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?
