Grief Jokes

A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.

However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.

So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.

He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.

The man replies, “No.”

The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”

The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”

“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”

“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

My grandmother said goodnight...

She never said good morning.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"

How did the orphan die?

Of sadness.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

My grief counselor died just the other day.

He was so good though, I didn't care.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his mother.

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.