We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
my great grandpa killed hitler
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed
My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler
What did mum say when grandpa called? Boomerang.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents house and he asked his grampa can I a cigarette and his grampa said well can your dick touch your asshole he said no. Then that's your answer. A little bit later little Johnny asked for a beer his grampa said well can you dick touch your asshole he said a I already said no. Well that your. Later he was complaining to his grandma and she him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said can I have a cookie little Johnny said well can your dick touch your asshole his grampa said well yes it can and little Johnny said well go fuck yourself old man because these are my cookies.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
my grandpa killed 100 german soldiers he was the worst german piolet ever
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
I was at my grandpas this weakend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes and when I sent them my grandpas phone when of so he when on his phone then my girlfriend replied
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
