This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fme.me%2Fi%2Fbest-not-leave-hungry-kids-unattended-mums-grapevin-e-20751715&psig=AOvVaw2N7F3v4alsRdvth5ZvWf5W&ust=1670614933870000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCKDh4uXj6vsCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
Why did a orphan go on google maps? To try and find there parents.
Why can’t orphans have google homes Because they don’t have a home
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
hi guys i feel forgoten lol i feel like a bannana peal...noone will talk to me oh i got an good idea we do a google meet!
What did Google Translate sat to Siri? Why are you so Siri-ous?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fdalejonescomic%2Fstatus%2F993585285676941312&psig=AOvVaw3a0QTL4ocuGMs-w26p1ln7&ust=1652985525099000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAkQjRxqFwoTCLiBjojZ6fcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
my brother when he sees a girl
I searched on google, "how to start a wildfire". I got 39,300,000
I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.
Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
is google male or female female bausecuase it doenst let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UADjpQQwxYgFtaj8zX7AlpG5JlN4mmJelBFszgvmHHY/edit :Copy and past in ur search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
What did the Orphan say when he googled Orphan jokes? I would say these jokes hit home but there is no home to hit.
yo mama so fat she is the google java script loading
