Google jokes

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Google search = 3.141592...

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?