Google Jokes

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!

😮‍💨 KAREN

The image shows a woman with wide eyes and a slightly disturbing smile. The text reads: "It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google Maps said it takes 12. Who is she?"

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Google search = 3.141592...

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?