Good jokes
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Good (DYM 92).
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.