Good jokes
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!