Good jokes
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Good (DYM 92).
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)