Good Will jokes

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?

Cross-country.

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Why was Kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him.

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What is a good night's sleep?

I haven't a clue!

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

What is a good night's sleep?

"Good night night love ❤️"

Aren't I badly good?

What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.