Good Will jokes

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.

Good morning!

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

Why was the booty so good at math?

It knew all the ANGLES.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

What did God say to the good shepherd?

Nothing.

God is good. God is great.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

I did a good walk and I...

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.