Good Will jokes

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.

Good morning!

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

God is good. God is great.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

What did God say to the good shepherd?

Nothing.

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

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Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.