Good Will jokes

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count his bars.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

My dad died in 9/11.

He was a good pilot.

Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

What's the good thing about child perverts?

They drive slow in a school zone.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?

A. They drive slow through school zones.