Good Will jokes

Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.

As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

What's the good thing about child perverts?

They drive slow in a school zone.

There are "nun" good jokes.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

My job is so amazing.

Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?

A. They drive slow through school zones.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.