Good Will jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Memes
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
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Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
I did have a good [time].
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi! π I love π you love π a good time at home. π‘
Whatβs the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.