Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
