Good Will jokes

Party

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Luck

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Condom

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

Orphan

Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

Memes

Child

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.

School Shooter

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Credit Card

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Cow

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Teacher

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Megan

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

URL

Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!

Movie Star

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Tower

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Teacher

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Friend

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.