Good Will Jokes

Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

The image shows a cartoon penguin wearing sunglasses and holding a fishing rod with the text "I hope I catch a good meme." Below the penguin is a cartoon image of Sayori from Doki Doki Literature Club, hanging from the fishing line.

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Should be good night and walk walk home.

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Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.