Good Will jokes
You're just big and good.
Hope this is good!
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Memes
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌