Good Will jokes

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

You're just big and good.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.