Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Good Will Jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What is a good time?
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Angel is a good word.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
