Good Will jokes

Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

I like dicks... sporting goods.

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?

“Good evening, ladies.”

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.

"Give me the good news first," the patient said.

"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."

"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"I've been trying to reach you for two days."

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

I hate these double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.

I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.