Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Good Will Jokes
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
There are "nun" good jokes.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
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I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Hope this is good!
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
