Titanium jokes

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!

What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”