Titanium jokes
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
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Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
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Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.