Titanium jokes

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!

What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

I got them red Gucci bracelets.