Goes jokes

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Kid says to genie,

"I want to be like Batman!"

Kid goes home, both of them are dead.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?

One's alive at the bottom.

What's even worse than THAT?

It eats it's way out.

Wait it gets worse...

It goes back for seconds.

Just one more I swear...

It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."