Redbull jokes

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

What goes 200 mph and is red?

Babies in a blender.