Girls jokes
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!