Girls jokes
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.