Girls jokes

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

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  • A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

    The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

    Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

    Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

    I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

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  • What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

    Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"

    Girl: "Dude, this is a library."

    Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)

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  • What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

    When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

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  • I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

    I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.