Girls jokes
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!