Newest Girlfriend Jokes - Page 8

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare😢😢😢

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

What did the glove say to his girlfriend?

I glove you!

I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because They don't need permission from their Parents

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.

One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any! Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like. No, they will be wondering what I look like.

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh

I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.

A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers

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girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone

girlfriend's ex: why?

Girlfriend: because your about to die

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Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.