Girl jokes
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"