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What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you are poor, get money.
My dad went to go get milk.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
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