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What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.