What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
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Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you are poor, get money.
My dad went to go get milk.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
