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What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.