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How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
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What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.