Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Get Jokes
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of β¨peopleβ¨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
