Get jokes
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!