What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
Get in the Batmobile robin
jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water jack slipped his condom ripped and now they have a daughter
If you are homeless, get a home.
why did the duck cross the road to get some quack
What do orphans get on Xmas? Lonely
if u r poor get money
my dad wet to go get milk
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What is the diffrence between apples and orphans the apples get picked
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
What happens when a fog park illegally. He gets toad
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan... one always gets picked. π³π
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind please continue
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get
sometimes i get jelous when my phone dies (this does not apply to me its a joke)
Whats the difference between an orphan and a trashbag?
At least the trashbag gets picked.
