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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
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Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.