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Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.