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If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”

French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?

Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."