Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
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The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
