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What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!