Get jokes
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .