Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.