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Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.