why could'nt the man get out of the maize maze?
he got corn-ered
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
boss: "we have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "how?"
surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "get out"
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
yo mamma so fat when God said let there be light he was just asking her to get out the way
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?" Father:"FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:" Do you think we'll have time?"
Why cant homeless people be gay?
They dont have a closet to get out of
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism? It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
