In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Me: What the diffrtn between me and my grandpa? Friends: What? Me I've been alive for the past 14 years
What's the code thing on minecraft that decide the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
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The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
Ukraine be like dead children.... RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
22. Give a man a match, and heโll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."
aw hell naw
dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
So In Prep class, The students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for grandparents day. Little Johnny's friend Little Sally write things like โthankyouโ and โYou are so nice!โ And Little Johnny goes, โWhat are you doing you got it wrong!โ So sally says, โWhat do you mean, itโs a letter.โ Little Johnny says, โWhy did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the Teacher said!โ Then he says, โI wrote a J to remind them of me!โ
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
What does general grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills? A fine addition to my erection.
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
Grandpa said no phone near the table so I said your not allowed near the school
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
