*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
Whats the difference btwn football and rape? Women don't like football.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
i have a lot of respect for trans women
that surgery takes balls!
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
There are 3 Genders
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
