Gender Role jokes
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
My dishwasher is broke.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.