Gender Role memes

How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"