Gender Role jokes
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Community talk
My dad thinks dishes is women's work
I want to randomly remind everybody who men really are. Men are hard-working, loyal, respectful, and strong beings who want love, loyalty, and respect from their girlfriend/wife. Whenever we leave the house, we activate self-defence mode against women who think they’re so pretty every guy will stare at them. We practically have to close our eyes and avoid eye contact with girls. It’s an unnecessary stress, but sadly, it’s what we have to do to mot be called pedophiles and perverts, or be accused of sexual harassment for looking in a girl’s direction. In short, men are better than women think. We don’t just wan sex. We want respect, love, and loyalty.