Gay Jokes

Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.

One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

A guy finds a genie...

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What's got you down" The man says "I just found out my Niece is gay." The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks "What's got you down now?" The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says "My wife does."

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

What do you call a gay threesome?

A Sloppy Joe