Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes
whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.
A guy finds a genie...
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down. How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What's got you down" The man says "I just found out my Niece is gay." The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks "What's got you down now?" The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says "My wife does."
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
