Gay

Gay jokes

Mom

Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.

Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?

Richard: No, I couldn't.

Richard's mom: Why?

Richard: Because he was cute.

Deer

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

Genie

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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  • LGBTQ

    Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

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  • Gay People

    Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

    Because they're always coming out of the closet.

    Police Officer

    A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

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  • Gay Men

    What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D

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  • Gay Guy

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

    The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

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  • Spine

    You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.

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  • Man

    A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

    The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

    The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

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  • Geology

    How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

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  • Deer

    Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"

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  • Gay Guy

    How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

    How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.

    Number

    What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

    "May I push your stool in?"

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  • Option

    Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

    Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."