Gay jokes

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.

A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

What do you call a gay threesome?

A Sloppy Joe.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?

Telling your parents you are gay.

What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?

Froot Loops