One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
