Gay jokes

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.

Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?

Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."

A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕

Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?

A gay guy that’s straight!

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

I love big hot sexy men.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.