Gay jokes
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.