Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I love big hot sexy men.
why did my dad leave me
because i was gay
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
