Gay jokes
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
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Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.