Gay jokes

A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?

A. A butt load.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.

What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

what do you call a lazy gay?

someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.