What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guys asshole?
He said “Fuck this shit!”
why cant orphans be gay -they have no one to call daddy
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have A. A butt load
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
what's the hardest part of riding a scooter ?
telling you parents you are gay
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
The only thing I do straight is vodka
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Been watching smackdown dvds and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him? not now I have a headache
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one make your whole week.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What do you call two gay Irishman?
Patrick Fitz gerald, and Gerald Fitz patrick
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
What do you call 2 men fucking? MY DAD AND I 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
