Gay jokes
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.