What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Gay Jokes
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
