Gay Jokes

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?

He said, "Fuck this shit!"

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

The only thing I do straight is vodka.

Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?

A. A butt load.

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.

what do you call a lazy gay?

someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?

Telling your parents you are gay.

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?

Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

What do you call a gay barbecue?

LGTBBQ.

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

What’s a homo police dog?

A gay-9.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.