I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Gay Jokes
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
