Gay jokes
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
I love big hot sexy men.
I love gay people. UwU
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.