Gay jokes
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why are you gay?
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
You are gay.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Gay
Boy
I hate straight people.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Gay air.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."