Fucking Fruit
Your mom gay.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
ur gay lol
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Ha GAY
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Why are you gay. Because I said so
