Your mom gay.
Gay Jokes
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
F*ck my ass.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Jak
