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Gay jokes

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

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  • How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

    The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

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  • Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

    Experience.

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  • Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

    because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

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  • How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

    The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

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  • What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

    gay now, heterosexual later.

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  • If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

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  • If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

    "Not now, I have a headache."

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