You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Gay Jokes
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Ha, gay!
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Manchester City is gay.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
You're gay!
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
