Gay jokes
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
You're gay if you see this.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.