Gay jokes
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
You're gay if you see this.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."