Gay jokes
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.