Gay jokes
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
I'm horny and gay.
I watch gay porn.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.