Gay jokes
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
I'm horny and gay.
I watch gay porn.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?